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About SUS

A cloud company that works. Suspiciously well.

Our Story

SUS was founded with a simple premise: what if a cloud provider just... worked?

No hidden fees. No confusing pricing. No Byzantine support processes. No documentation that lies to you.

We know. Suspicious.

Our Values

Transparency — We tell you what we're doing. And why. And how much it costs.

Reliability — Our services work. When they don't, we tell you. And fix them.

Simplicity — Things should be easy to use. This is not a radical concept.

Suspicion — We named the company this for a reason. Question everything. Including us.

Leadership

Sterling Business — CEO

Sterling runs SUS. Competently. The family isn't sure how this happened. Some say he was adopted. He has never confirmed or denied.

"I just want things to work. Is that so suspicious?" — Sterling, probably

The Rest of the Team — We have people. Qualified ones. They work here. Their LinkedIn profiles claim various things. We've verified approximately 60% of them.

Parent Company

SUS is a subsidiary of Probably Holdings, which is part of Definitely Business, which is managed by Snarky Business Holdings Management LLC.

Or possibly the other way around.

Corporate structure is complicated. The lawyers have a diagram but nobody understands it. This is suspicious.

Office Locations

Primary Headquarters: Somewhere that exists

Secondary Office: Also somewhere

Data Centers: Places with good weather for computers

We're very transparent about being vague about locations for security reasons. Or possibly because we forgot the addresses.


A Probably Holdings Company. Which definitely exists. Probably.