About SUS
A cloud company that works. Suspiciously well.
Our Story
SUS was founded with a simple premise: what if a cloud provider just... worked?
No hidden fees. No confusing pricing. No Byzantine support processes. No documentation that lies to you.
We know. Suspicious.
Our Values
Transparency ā We tell you what we're doing. And why. And how much it costs.
Reliability ā Our services work. When they don't, we tell you. And fix them.
Simplicity ā Things should be easy to use. This is not a radical concept.
Suspicion ā We named the company this for a reason. Question everything. Including us.
Leadership
Sterling Business ā CEO
Sterling runs SUS. Competently. The family isn't sure how this happened. Some say he was adopted. He has never confirmed or denied.
"I just want things to work. Is that so suspicious?" ā Sterling, probably
The Rest of the Team ā We have people. Qualified ones. They work here. Their LinkedIn profiles claim various things. We've verified approximately 60% of them.
Parent Company
SUS is a subsidiary of Probably Holdings, which is part of Definitely Business, which is managed by Snarky Business Holdings Management LLC.
Or possibly the other way around.
Corporate structure is complicated. The lawyers have a diagram but nobody understands it. This is suspicious.
Office Locations
Primary Headquarters: Somewhere that exists
Secondary Office: Also somewhere
Data Centers: Places with good weather for computers
We're very transparent about being vague about locations for security reasons. Or possibly because we forgot the addresses.
A Probably Holdings Company. Which definitely exists. Probably.