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INTERDIMENSIONALLY DISTRIBUTED

Galactic Infrastructure

Data centers in many places. Across multiple planes of existence. We're not going to be more specific than that.

Americas (Northern Half)
Americas (Other Part)
Europe (Somewhere)
Asia (It's Big)
Also Asia
Asia (Even More)
Down There
??? (Classified)
🌀 Interdimensional Gateway
All dimensions converge here
Fiber Optic Satellite Link Quantum Entanglement Undersea Cable Dimensional Rift Periodic (when aligned)

Map not to scale. Or possibly not a map. Locations approximate within 3,000 miles. Quantum connections may arrive before they're sent.

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Americas (Northern Half)

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Location Somewhere between Canada and Mexico
Availability Zones Yes
Latency Low (if you're nearby)
Status Operational

Our largest region. Contains computers. Many computers.

🌎

Americas (Other Part)

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Location Below the first one
Availability Zones Multiple
Latency Reasonable
Status Operational

Good for serving South American traffic. Or Central. Or Caribbean. One of those.

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Europe (Somewhere)

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Location The part with the countries
Availability Zones Several
Latency European (varies by Brexit status)
Status Operational

GDPR compliant. We think. The lawyers said yes.

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Asia (It's Big)

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Location The large landmass to the east
Availability Zones Many
Latency Fast (relatively)
Status Operational

Covers a significant portion of the world's population. Approximately.

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Also Asia

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Location Different part of Asia
Availability Zones Some
Latency Also fast
Status Operational

For when the first Asia region is too far. Or too close. Distance is relative.

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Down There

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Location Southern hemisphere, island-ish
Availability Zones Enough
Latency Upside-down milliseconds
Status Operational

Servers oriented correctly despite being on the bottom of the globe.

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??? (Classified)

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Location [REDACTED]
Availability Zones [REDACTED]
Latency Negative (possibly)
Status Suspicious

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of this region. It shows up in logs sometimes.

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Antarctica (Penguin Zone)

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Location The very bottom
Availability Zones TBD (pending penguin approval)
Latency Cold
Status Coming Q47 2025

Cooling costs: $0. Penguin interference: High. Currently in negotiations.

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Lunar Region

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Location The Moon (dark side)
Availability Zones 1 (it's the whole moon)
Latency ~1.3 seconds (speed of light)
Status Coming Eventually™

For customers who need REALLY cold storage. And dramatic latency.

Interdimensional Coverage

Because physical location is so limiting

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Dimension A

Primary reality. This is the one you're probably in.

Active
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Dimension B

Parallel reality. Slightly different. The logo is blue there.

Active
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Dimension C

Backup dimension. Used for disaster recovery and time paradoxes.

Standby
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Pocket Dimension

Cold storage. Time moves slower here. Good for archives.

Frozen

Network Specifications

47 Points of Presence We counted
~100 Tbps Capacity Give or take
7 Continents Covered Including Antarctica*
∞ Dimensions Theoretically

*Antarctica coverage requires penguin cooperation. Service level may vary during mating season.

Pick a Region. Any Region.

They all work. Some are just closer to you than others. Probably.

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